The Top Ten Reasons Leonard Prefers York, PA Over New York, NY:

#10. The only bums in York, PA are my lazy neighbors!

# 9.  It only costs me an arm to go out to eat in York, PA.  I lost an arm and a leg in NY.

# 8.  If I ever need to put out a hit on someone in York, the Amish Mafia only live 20 minutes
        away!

# 7.  Less lights.  Less action.  (A little) less traffic!

# 6.  The NY Yankees?  We've got the York Revolution!

# 5.  I only have to look over one shoulder when I'm at an ATM in York, PA.

# 4.  Our Subway in York is much cleaner!  And, it sells subs too!

# 3.  Eat your heart out Broadway......we've got the Strand Capitol!

# 2.  The Famous Hot Weiner is my favorite restaurant in York, PA.  It's something totally      different in NY!

And the #1 reason why Leonard prefers York, PA over New York, NY is..........

# 1.  Only in York, PA will you find the ultimate Redneck Water Slide!  Wooohooo!!!